When the 😈 went down to Georgia!
The devil was in the details!
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The devil went down to Georgia, yeh, because he’d been watching y’all
This one supposedly in the bag, dang it!
Wasn’t it a red state after all?
Surely one to question and stall?
Recounting may find it’s a bad call!
Raffenspergers gotta line it all up
But has he got ‘the balls’ to find
All the badly needed votes
That you’re behind!
Anyways you know you gotta go
When it’s family, you just oughta
That’s who you’re gonna call
Blood being thicker than water!
Donnie boy was in such a blue funk!
With vote counting going from grim
To swinging a Cat´ o' nine´tails`
On ya all!
That counting a stinking skunk!
But the devil was into all the details!
You’re on a sticky wicket here, old boy
The ballots are coming in thick and fast
For in these final hours, you’re coming in last!
As they're not going your way, old mate
If there was once a chance here
It’s now too late in the decay
To even hope for that today!
You didn’t follow my advocating
Marshalls seizing mailed-in ballots
Stopping this corrupted counting
Embargoing all that illegal voting
Going to the courts for outing
Forestalling this vote reporting
God damn voting rorting!
You could still be saved by a recount
A margin of error out a slim amount
But you're starting from behind the eight ball on this one
You gonna hafta find some fourteen
thousands of votes illegitimate!
That’s a fraction too much fiction of
All those possible future acquisitions
Falling into your lap as requisitions!
Don't count on this dud one coming good, old son!
It was probably undoable for anyone!
You'll need a plan B for this other one!
A Senate majority to be roped!
It’s high noon at the OK Corral
This one is soap-on- a- rope
Any dope could manage it!
Think you could too?
There's a lot riding on this rodeo!
So are you this wrangler too?
A redneck dude could do it!
The question is, can you?
A chokehold on Biden's agenda!
It’s the one overriding rationale!
For staking the house on this one
Put all your chips on red to get this done!
It should not need pointing out, old mate
This one likely your last referendum!
You should be going down there, old son!
Staking out your claim on this one!
Republican control of the Senate
Is staked to a winning outcome!
Your base’s morale depends on this one!
Prove you’re still "the chosen one"
You've gotta get this one done!
Keeping the American dream alive!
Unless you contrive a 'Second Coming’!
My best advice to you now though
Get going until that fine day dawns
Nothing will save you from this bad wind that's blowing!
I can't help you with what you've sowne!
It’s your own ill wind that’s blown in!
As the damage is beyond repairs
Head for the showers then the stairs
Concede to your opponent’s prayers
And his Delaware stares
No more splitting or counting of hairs!
Say you'll go all peaceably now
'Au contraire' to your usual disposition!
You’ve had a good run these past four years
You can’t say you’ve been caught unaware
By the guy from Delaware
Now's not the time to be shedding tears
Nor the time to be giving in to your fears
Or the time to release any new scares!
Nor starting any new foreign affairs!
Or putting on any more stupid airs!
You lost fair and square, you mug!
You're such a stupid thug!
You’re down for a talk
When you do your last perp walk
Hell’s pitchforks are just down the stairs!
You’re guaranteed a warm reception!
The writing on the wall, old chump!
The jig is up and the die is cast!
Nothing further to be done here
Your time's finally up at last!
You can't continue with this fable!
You’ve got no horses in your stable
Fox 🦊 News calls this a “mislabel”!
Main stream media: “unbelievable”!
I’ll give it to you straight, you loser!
There’ll be no more debating this
Refuse me if you choose
Till the conversion of the Jews
That’s the Bible’s, huh, good news
But that version’s too unreliable
To effect a reality that’s desirable
That would really cause dem blues
So don’t you fiddle with me, boy!
Your instrument’s out of tunes
I’ll be out to screw you too if
That’s what you choose to do.
As I raised you up, remember
I can make you that loser too.
As your lies will never do
What you want them to
You can’t make a coup
By just suing the blue
You can assert all you like.
It’s gonna be your routing
When folks are outing you
You can’t corruptly miscount
To falsify an election recount
They’ve called out your accounting!
So you’re right out of options, you old fake
There'll be no celebratory cake! 🍰
You're all done and dusted now
Orange 🍊 is no longer the new black!
For you there's no coming back!
Unless there's a 'second coming'!
For now, you’ve got the sack!
O’Commander in Chief we beseech you
On your last days in that high office
Put aside your natural inclinations!
Ongoing recriminations and defiance of the peoples' will
Machinations and Machiavellian plots
There’s hidden costs, history shows
Of that sort of hubris and resistance
That won’t serve you well now
Nor your future ambitions!
Leave with grace and a humble demeanour
That is befitting of that great office
You are now relinquishing!
As our 45th President!
Go without rancour or acrimony
Don't hold disruptive intentions!
Avoid unlawful ramifications!
For the sake of this great country,
Set your sights on our rights now
Your exit a peaceful transition!
Respect our honorable intentions
So we can at least respect you!
For the manner of your departure!
To a new peaceable President setting out on
A path of democratic good intentions
Full of hope for a new day dawning
A course correction to new futures
New insights with no retentions
That unites red and blue exceptions!
No clawing back by all those damn
Sycophantic Republican politicians
Swearing allegiance to just one-man
Their helmsman an antagonistic partisan bore
Partitions a reprogram of traditions
Parlous impositions as they’re now democracy’s morticians!
As ‘The Donald ‘ is supplanting
Their Grand Old Party of Yore
By his governance of ‘em all!
It’s clear he had malign intentions
He telegraphed in advance
His defiance of political conventions
All of this had long been hypothesized
The radicalised would come deputized
Their misapprehensions swarming in
Deluded metastasized interventions!
No more the hysterical inventions
Fever nightmares of the liberal left.
Sore losers now provide the proofs
That were in hiding in plain sight
Of all those accusatory true contentions!
To subvert the popular will of the people!
Trumping democratic rule
With his own brand of one!
Traducing our democratic tradition
With the domination of one man
His playbook for the nation!
The promulgation of ‘The big lie’
Deranged fabrications about this
Democratic cheating, spoon-fed to
Believing and disbelieving masses
Pernicious to their mental balance
Dispensing this opium ad infinitum
Poisoning the national psyche and
Critically unbalancing the nation!
That’s a canard too easily made.
No greater disservice to the nation!
Enquiries must of course be made.
To hoist him on his own petard!
Congress must pursue this bastard
Corruption of political faiths as
Political lies of this vast a dimension
Rob consensus from our affirmation
That we are indeed under oath still
That one nation God intended!
The Resurrection of the Democrat
Won by popular vote of the people
Ensured no recanting of this jewel
There’d be no fiat misrule by a fool
This aberrational and abominable!
Here’s the full transcript and audio of the call between Trump and Raffensperger